After careful research…..

More and more posts recently referring to wg’s in terms that imply we are a seperate breed – there are Men, Women and  WG’s.  As WG’s we are more like aliens!

Women- Men- WG's? Are we the Alien Breed?

Well I have done a little research (in my own time, at my own expense, with no Government Grant) and these are my findings.

i) Most working girls have dated someone they regretted wasting their time on, at some point in their life.
(Unfortunately I discovered most Women have done this too, so that buggered up the research).

ii) Almost all wg’s feel it’s very important to get paid for the job they do.
(Unfortunately I discovered most Women feel this too, so that buggered up the research).

iii) Some working girls have tight vaginas, whilst some have less tight vaginas.
(Unfortunately I discovered all Women fall into one category or the other too, so that buggered up the research).

iv) Some working girls have a shocking attitude towards men.
(Unfortunately I discovered most Women have this too, so that buggered up the research).

v) Some working girls have at some point eaten sausage and chips, and at other times steak and chips.
(Unfortunately I discovered most Women have done this too, so that buggered up the research).

vi) Some working girls have on occasion faked an orgasm with the intent of either a) getting the sex over with so they can do something more interesting or b) making the guy feel good about his technique.
(Unfortunately I discovered most Women have done this too, so that buggered up the research).

vii) A few wg’s have a substance dependency, and spend all their money on drugs.
(Unfortunately I discovered some Women buy drugs too, so that buggered up the research).

In fact, I have compiled a 40,000 page dossier showing the results of my research, and can only apologise that the conclusion reached is that wg’s are no different to Women.

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One comment on “After careful research…..

  1. Veidt says:

    WG’s no different to real women!!!!

    What a shocking discovery!!!

    If only the world would wake up and see the ordinary human being behind the preconcieved working girl image – life would be a lot easier and less stigmatized for WG’s.

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